clitpunch
tennants-hair:

has this been done before or

tennants-hair:

has this been done before or

collegehumor:

rejectedjokes:

Seth Rogen and James Franco put together a special for the VMAs as their characters from their new movie The Interview. In the special, called Dave Skylark’s Very Special VMA Special, I play Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea and Jason Derulo’s publicist. I also represent everyone else in music. Yes…everyone. The video includes Timothy Simons, Joe Mande, Nicole Byer and Alice Wetterlund. Thanks to Seth and Evan for inviting me to play. Check out the RED BAND video streaming above or by CLICKING HERE. For a bonus talking head video of me as everyone’s publicist CLICK HERE.

The Milkman always delivers.

ostracizedpoodle:

hitler was just being himself and look what happened

psyducked:

the more you know

psyducked:

the more you know

condommodel:

this is still my fav

condommodel:

this is still my fav

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

and-id-marry-larry:

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

we can definitely be friends

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Nelson hardie at Huckleberry tattoo in Stockholm 2014

Detail: http://insidethetureen.tumblr.com/post/92471018617/my-finished-and-healed-tattoo-be-nelson-hardie-at

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die